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C. A. Newsome writes mysteries with a dash of romance centered around the Mount Airy Dog Park in Cincinnati, Ohio.

From January, 2025: Meet Padfoot

Gypsy was my heart and losing her was hard. As many of you have guessed, I surprised myself and now have a new pup. Padfoot is brilliant but also a handful. It’s been twenty years since I adopted a young stray with all the complications that can bring. The gift that resulted from taking him on is I have had no time for grief since I brought him home.

I love Mercedes Lackey’s Valdemar books – coming of age stories combining high adventure and magic with exercises in critical thinking. Her world contains a number of creatures constructed with magic, one of which is a wyrsa.

I never thought I’d own one.

“In color they were a smoky black, with skin that gave an impression of smooth scales rather than hair. They had long, long necks, too long by far, and arrowhead-shaped heads that were an uncanny mingling of snake and greyhound, with yellow, pupilless eyes that glowed in the same way and with the same shifting color that the globe that had birthed them had glowed. The teeth in those narrow muzzles were needle-sharp, and as long as a man’s thumb. They had bodies like greyhounds as well, but the legs and tails seemed unhealthily stretched and unnaturally boneless.”
Mercedes Lackey, Magic’s Pawn

See what I mean? Look at those ears!

I met Padfoot volunteering at the shelter here in Northside. He was the first dog given to me to walk during volunteer training. I planned to wait a year before adopting another dog but he tugged my heartstrings and I knew I would regret it forever if I didn’t adopt him.

Cincinnati Animal CARE made it easy. Two days after we met I took him out for a day trip. By the end of the day I did not want to bring him back so I called the shelter and they moved him into the Foster to Adopt program, a one week trial period. As a bonus, that week they were waiving adoption fees for all Foster to Adopt dogs over 40 pounds.

I resisted. I felt I was being set up. I mean, the first dog they hand over to me was named after one of my favorite Harry Potter characters, and while he is brindle, not merle, he has Gypsy’s coloring (though not her eyes). Smart, playful, handsome, affectionate, housebroken; when given the opportunity, he shredded my AARP circulars instead of my shoes. And that week (and that week only) I could have him for free.

It was too much. But then I thought, “when God wants you to have something, He makes it easy.” Like how many signs did I need for me to understand Padfoot was mine? So what if he’s hyper? I can manage that. And then I thought “Gypsy did this. She doesn’t want me to be sad anymore, so she sent this brilliant dog.”

I adopted him. Then as often happens, he got more confident. Wyrsa tendencies emerged, existing side by side with his other lovely characteristics like an evil twin. Life became a battle on multiple fronts.

Padfoot had been at CARE for 16 days when I met him. CARE assesses all their dogs for behavior to ensure volunteers only interact with dogs they are trained to handle. Padfoot was a green dog, which is a no-problem dog, the kind of dog you give to a new, senior citizen volunteer. He was documented as having appropriate interactions in play group. When the walk coordinator handed him over to me she said, “He’s very trainable.”

I was unprepared when things changed.

Padfoot came down with kennel cough the first night he spent with me. It takes up to two weeks for kennel cough to incubate. I took him home on his 16th day at CARE. Most likely he was exposed during the three-day hold required for all strays. He was vaccinated (and neutered) as soon as his hold was up, but by then it was too late. As soon as he was clear, I took him to the vet for his initial checkup. They discovered giardia, which required two courses of treatment.

Along with the endless disinfecting of everything from his toys to all the bedding in the house, his waterbowl and even his butt, he had to remain isolated from other dogs for a month. I suspect that made everything worse.

The first sign of a problem was when my perfect green dog became mouthy and jumpy. He wanted to play with me the way he played with other dogs, or maybe he was practicing his police dog takedowns. When I threw my arms up to ward him off his overly long claws tore up my aging skin. He resisted letting me trim them and I could not in good conscience take him anywhere to get them trimmed.

He began to act like he was boss. He flipped out when I left him in a crate. He became leash reactive, though he was fine when he was loose in the dog park. When we started dog school, he behaved like a wild man and eventually snapped at the trainer, who suggested a muzzle (If you ever want to see a dog flip out, try accidentally dropping a training treat while he’s wearing a muzzle and can’t pick it up).

I’ve had challenging dogs before. Beez wintered over at Red River Gorge before a friend and I rescued him. I don’t think he’d ever been inside. He ate two sofas on the way to becoming an obedience star (neighbors offered to trade their children for him).

Two days after I adopted Max she tried to lunge out of the driver-side window of my car to get at the drive through cashier at White Castle. I had to tie her up to the passenger-side door handle to get my food. For six months she threatened to rip the lungs out of everyone who came within 20 feet.

In the seventh month I was hit by a car while riding my bike. Along with the cognitive problems and debilitating fatigue that I never fully recovered from, I was in pain for three years. My bossy girl Max was the one who insisted I get up and move, even if it was only to the corner of the property and back. I am convinced Max is the reason my pain did eventually go away. And yes, she became a perfectly civilized dog.

Padfoot is possibly the smartest and absolultely the most challenging dog I’ve ever owned. I know we can get through this though I am no expert dog trainer. At this point, Padfoot is too excitable and reactive for group classes. Fortunately CARE has an alumni group on Facebook with lots of resources and a behavioral team if I need them. It’s been a process of trial and error (lots of trial, lots of error) to see what he responds to. We’ve turned a corner, though we have a long way to go.

I’ll share our experiences in future newsletters. Next up: Adventures in Crating

Catching Up: Circle of Life

For the past several years I have been using my newsletter as my primary means of communication. Changes in technology mean newsletters are often filtered out or buried in tabs, and a number of long-time readers have complained that they are not hearing from me. All this means it’s time to revitalize my blog.

While my newsletters will continue to provide unique content, going forward I will post my biggest stories here. Much has happened in my dog life over the past few years. July, 2023, Gypsy was diagnosed with osteosarcoma. Taking her leg gave us a year. Over the next week I will catch you up, starting with October, 2024, posted below:

I lost Gypsy shortly before her ninth birthday. It hurts to write this. It hurts to think about it. Her cancer came roaring back and she was in such distress the only thing I could do was let her go.

Mixed with grief is the sense of failure. I suspect everyone who reads this newsletter knows what I’m talking about. All the If Onlys and the Did I Do The Right Thing? and Did I Try Hard Enough?

The horrible truth is, no matter what decision we make we will second guess ourselves. Either we let them go too soon or we needlessly subject them to pain.

I loved all my dogs, but Gypsy is the one I carried strapped to my chest when she was a puupy. She was the canine version of my inner child with all her quirks and insecurities. And after years of agility, she was a partner more than a pet.

I said goodbye. for the first time in more than 8 years I locked the dog door. I swept dog hair out of the corners. I dismantled the giant beanbag I got to keep her company on the floor since she couldn’t get up on the bed anymore. I put away her things. For the first time in this century I was dogless.

I’d had a year to think about what I would do if I lost her. She left a hole so big I had nothing to give another dog and I was exhausted from all the ups and downs. I decided no dog for a year, to give myself a chance to reset. I thought about all the things I was now free to do without the responsibility of a pet. I thought I might travel.

For months I’d had in the back of my head that if I lost Gysy I would volunteer at Cincinnati Animal CARE, the organization that took over the shelter here in Northside 4 years ago. They are a no-kill shelter with an army of volunteers and an amazing array of programs designed to facillitate happy outcomes.

CARE dogs get walks and play groups and enrichment treats and even day trips. CARE provides support to assist with behavioral issues to ensure successful adoptions. Between two facilities they house 300 dogs and 100 cats, with another 200 dogs in foster care.

CARE is next to Wesleyen Cemetery, Gypsy’s happy place. I’d seen the parade of volunteers walking dogs down Colerain Avenue for years. I thought, “I can at least walk dogs.”

To be a dog walker I first had to go through volunteer orientation. Then I had to complete online training modules. then I had to have in person training about dog walking protocols.

Each walker gets a fanny pack with poop bags, treats, compressed air pet corrector, and an air horn. Walking routes are set up to keep the peace with neighbors.

Finally we were led to the gazebo where walkers congregate. Then the walk coordinator brought out this guy.

Stay Tuned.

“The Girls” is LIVE!

Everyone hated Daniel Moore. But who got to him first?

Dog parkers Bailey Hughes and Lia Anderson jump in to support Ellen Brandt through the breakup from hell after long-time cohab Daniel Moore is indicted for stealing musical instruments from his clients.
 
When Daniel’s body turns up in nearby Parker Woods, it’s the end of Ellen’s problems—until the investigation points at Ellen and an alibi isn’t enough to protect her. Lia wants to be done with Ellen’s endless drama, but she can’t abandon Bailey—no matter the cost.

Detective Cynth McFadden’s history with Moore lands her the investigation into his death. While she prefers SWAT takedowns to finessing emotional musicians, it’s a huge opportunity to advance her career. The catch? Resolution of Moore’s theft case left his victims high and dry, making his murder a political hot potato. It doesn’t help that former beau and current bête noire Brent Davis is assigned to help her.

The investigation is complicated by decades of tangled relationships and an ambitious prosecutor gunning for a quick win. When Lia and Bailey get involved, it’s a toss up whether the Dog Park Gang will make Cynth’s case, or blow it apart.
 
(97,000 words)

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Order now at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Apple Books, Kobo, and Google Play/Books. Print is live on Amazon and will be available at other retailers in July. Best guess for audio is end of summer/early fall.

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“The Girls” – Coming June 8, Pre-order Now.

Everyone hated Daniel Moore. But who got to him first?

Dog parkers Bailey Hughes and Lia Anderson jump in to support Ellen Brandt through the breakup from hell after long-time cohab Daniel Moore is indicted for stealing musical instruments from his clients.
 
When Daniel’s body turns up in nearby Parker Woods, it’s the end of Ellen’s problems—until the investigation points at Ellen and an alibi isn’t enough to protect her. Lia wants to be done with Ellen’s endless drama, but she can’t abandon Bailey—no matter the cost.

Detective Cynth McFadden’s history with Moore lands her the investigation into his death. While she prefers SWAT takedowns to finessing emotional musicians, it’s a huge opportunity to advance her career. The catch? Resolution of Moore’s theft case left his victims high and dry, making his murder a political hot potato. It doesn’t help that former beau and current bête noire Brent Davis is assigned to help her.

The investigation is complicated by decades of tangled relationships and an ambitious prosecutor gunning for a quick win. When Lia and Bailey get involved, it’s a toss up whether the Dog Park Gang will make Cynth’s case, or blow it apart.
 
(97,000 words)

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Finally! The Ebook edition of The Girls launches June 8. You can order it now at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Apple Books, Kobo, and Google Play/Books. Through May 26, The Girls is $4.99, consistent with 2021 prices. After that, prices on all my books go up to $5.99, which makes this the perfect time to grab any books you haven’t read yet.

No launch date for print and audio yet, but print should be out by mid-June. Best guess for audio is end of the summer.

The Girls

Lia’s next adventure features a pair of retired greyhounds, a decrepit cemetery, and a crime spree that defies logic.

Meet Connie and Nati, two sweet girls subject to a custody dispute in the breakup from hell.

This is Wesleyan Cemetery.

As for the crime, You’ll have to wait to find out. But it all adds up to murder.

Coming in 2023

Julia Gets a New Tutu

Julia has a fitting for her next signing for her book, Sneak Thief,  at Animal Rescue Fund.

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“I owe my writing career to my dogs,” and other secrets of publishing success. Interview with C.A. Newsome.

I’m on vacation. That didn’t stop me from a bit ofego-surfing. This is one of my favorite interviews. I thought it deserved another go.

Mindy Quigley's avatarMindy Quigley

C. A. (Carol Ann) Newsome writes the Lia Anderson Dog Park Mysteries, a series of funny, romantic suspense/mystery novels which are inspired by and centered around her mornings at the Mount Airy Dog Park with her trio of rescue dogs. She is also an artist with an M.F.A. from the University of Cincinnati, and you’ll see portraits of some of her favorite four-footed friends on the covers of her books. Her other interests include astrology, raw food, and all forms of psychic phenomena. She likes to sing to her dogs. The dogs are the only ones who like to listen.

Minty Fresh Mysteries (MFM): There’s an old showbiz adage, “Never work with children or animals,” and yet you’ve chosen to base much of your writing career on dogs, namely your Lia Anderson Dog Park Mysteries. Any regrets? I suppose the clean up and care of imaginary dogs is probably easier

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How to Succeed as a Writer (or Anything Else)

“The failure to comprehend a problem is sometimes the best way to transcend it.”

—C. A. Newsome, June 2015

I spent some time talking to a literary genius recently. Someone who can write rings around me while juggling Mom’s china. I’ve known this person all my life, and he could do this before he went to two prestigious schools to obtain degrees in English lit. He’s devoted his life to books. Yet, as far as I know, he has never published anything except some brilliant reviews he wrote for  his college newspaper. I expect the world will discover thousands of pages of priceless prose after his death. I am hoping he will leave them to me in his will.

“The problem is, you either have to have a one-in-a-million lucky stroke, or you have to spend years rigorously refining your writing until you’ve perfected your pandering.”

—literary genius on achieving success as an author

My literary genius is paralyzed by too much knowledge: too many stories about iconic books that were rejected dozens or even hundreds of times before they were printed, passed over again and again while the best seller lists teemed with barely-literate fluff; the DNA-deep understanding that it takes ten years or more of banging your head against the door before someone will let you in, and once they do, they will take the child of your heart and do with it what they will while tying you up with a contract that says they own you.

You would think the explosion in self publishing would have oppressed literary types like my genius at the forefront. Instead, they are suffering their own form of Stockholm syndrome, still seeking approval from the brutal and draconian system that rejected them all their lives.

There are many stories of first time hacks (like me) who said, “Writing a book would be fun. I can publish it myself? Cool!” who blundered into self-publishing and quickly turned it into a full-time business. My favorite example, Colleen Hoover, became a millionaire and hit the NYT bestseller list in six months.

Random House takes 18 months to turn a manuscript into a book. It took me five months to earn enough from my first book to quit my job. That’s why I penned the pithy and profound saying above. All us newcomers did not know that publishing was supposed to be a path to failure and humiliation. We didn’t see what the problem was, and for us, there wasn’t one.

So, take everything you’ve ever heard about succeeding at anything and scrap it. Here’s my philosophy:

Not everybody is going to like what you do. Some people will. Some people won’t. Your job is to be yourself, the best ‘you’ you can be, and create the most authentic, book, painting, or widget you can. Then go find those people who do like and want what you do.

That’s it. Seriously.

It’s not complicated, but It takes work, flexibility, and the willingness to get up off your ass when life knocks you down. You’ve got to get rid of your preconceived ideas of what help, opportunity and success look like. You need to be determined to learn what you need to know and able to look at your stuff with an unbiased, critical eye. You must do all this with a smile on your face and a song in your heart.

Or you can hang out in obscure little coffee houses, waiting for the Book Fairy to sprinkle stardust on you.

The Plot Thickens . . .

Plot

I did a signing Thursday at Westwood Library, which is featured in Sneak Thief. Cover-beagle Julia’s pawtographs were a big hit. I had to go sit next to her just to get my picture taken. You can see her to the left, mugging for the pup-erazzi. You’d never know it was her debut, she was such a diva.

JuliatheDivaMe, I had to spend 30 minutes talking about myself without looking like an egomaniac. I had to answer questions. Sound like I know what I’m doing.

Claudia, who is currently co-writing her first novel, asked me what the hardest thing was about writing. I said, “Plotting. Knowing what happens next.” I gave a little advice, signed some books, and went out for fish and shrimp tacos, satisfied with a job well done.

I woke up in the middle of the night with one thought in my head: “I left stuff out of my answer to Claudia.” I know Claudia’s book will be great without my help, but I feel compelled to flesh out my advice anyway.

This advice is not for outliners. Outliners are an alien life form, and nothing I say has any relevance for them, just like oxygen has no relevance to the natives of the methane planet Golgaranth. I’m what you call a semi-pantser. I start with a few key concepts and toss them like salad to see what happens. I have a couple of scenes that I know will take place. I keep a vague idea of the next few chapters and the end game in mind, then I dive in.

I discover the story through writing it.

It Starts With Concept:

Write the Book You Want to Read Think of all the books you love, then think of everything that’s wrong with each one of them. If you’re a true writer you love books, but always leave them with a “yeah, but . . .” or “If I wrote that I would’ve . . .” (Except Harper Lee. There is nothing you can do to improve To Kill A Mockingbird. The book lives to taunt the rest of us.) Take all your “would’ves” and “yeah buts” and “I wish someone woulds” and toss them together. What do you come up with?

Trash Your First Idea  It’s almost always the most obvious one. If you thought of it so easily, then so did your readers. So twist it, make it do back flips, turn it inside out. Know your genre well enough that you can make your reader think you are being obvious, and use that to lead them merrily down a garden path. Deliver the goods when they are most complacent.

Do What Doesn’t Bore You If you’re not having fun, it’s likely that your readers won’t, either. Have a love/hate relationship with Mr. Darcy? Spice it up. Toss in zombies. Yes, That’s a real thing. Look it up. While you’re at it, look up Dinosaur Porn. One caveat: while having fun is essential, never do so in a way that demeans your readers.

When You Don’t Know What Happens Next:

Take Role Call  Check in with all of your characters. What do they know and how are they reacting to events and revelations? Usually this is enough to shake things loose. Great books are character driven. While we want events to surprise our readers, they must make sense in relation to our characters.

Just Start Writing  Some of us channel our stories more than invent them. The right brain (where all your great ideas hide) doesn’t communicate directly with the left brain, but it sometimes comes out of your fingers as you are typing. Start with what you know and keep going. See what happens. I discover some of my best plot twists this way.

Amp It Up If the logical course of events is falling flat for you, consider exaggerating the situation to make it funnier, scarier, sexier. A monkey scratching his butt at the local convenience store is enough to make you laugh IRL, but on paper it’s pretty ho-hum. What if it’s eight monkeys loose in a bridal shop? Take your experiences and juice them till they grab you.

Don’t Know What Happens Next? Write What You DO Know  Skip ahead to that scene that you haven’t written because the story isn’t there yet. The one that’s half-fleshed out and teasing you with ideas. Go ahead. Just keep moving. You can always come back later.

If You Don’t Know How to Write it, Write it However You Can  You know what happens, but you can’t get a handle on how to write it. Just get it down any way you can, and move on. This is where you give yourself permission to write badly. Let it go. The back of your brain will work on the issue with out you banging your head against the wall. Inspiration will occur when you least expect it and you can rewrite it.

Take A Break  This one is dangerous, but sometimes necessary. I find that ideas flow more readily the more I write, and other authors I know feel the same way. Stopping when you are frustrated can lead to procrastination. So, take a break, but Make Sure You Come Back.

Must You Torture Your Characters? That’s the current advice. Torture them, then torture them more. Never give them a break. “Readers LOVE it.” This one doesn’t.

It might work for one novel, but today the market is in series and character identification. If you never give your characters a break, if they never have any fun times, then what’s the point?

I gave up one best-selling author last year. Every time his MC talked to someone, they died. After the fifth body, I was done. I gave up another the year before. In twenty books, you never saw her MC having a pleasant, loving, fun time with those closest to her. Instead, she opens book 21 with a rant about her main supporting character. Really? In twenty years, you haven’t figured out how to get along with this guy? You keep him around and bitch about him? Shoot me, NOW. Halfway through the second page, I was out of there.

If All Else Fails:

Ask Your Sister Or someone you love and trust like a sister. Bounce your ideas off someone who’s smart. They don’t have to be a writer. They just have to enjoy a good story.